Two Old Guys Are Pushing Their Carts. –
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, … …
Kevin Adams
A Man And His Dog Were Walking. –
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead: He remembered dying … …
When God Was Making The World. –
It seems that when God was making the world, He called the man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal s*x life. The man was horrified. “Only … …
A Henpecked Man Got Tired Of His Wife. –
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, So he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get some relief. When … …
Johnny’s Mother Was Making Dinner. –
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother … …
A Couple Went To Breakfast At A Restaurant. –
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good,” the wife said… “but I … …
A Married Man Went Into The Confessional. –
A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The … …
Johnny Is In New York During The Winter. –
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about an hour, … …
Bill Decided To Retire. –
Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire. After having him underfoot for A few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go And do something … …
A Gorilla Goes Into A Bar And Orders A Martini. –
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the … …