Bill Decided To Retire. –

Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire.

After having him underfoot for A few months, his wife became very agitated with him.

She suggested he go And do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

Bill obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied,

“Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.

“What? Are you nuts?

You’re 65 years old and you’re going to start

Jumping out of aeroplanes?”

“Yeah, look I even got a membership card.”

“Old man, you need glasses!

This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!”

“Oh, great!

Now what am I going to do?

I signed up for 5 jumps a week!”