It’s A Guy’s First Day In Prison. –
It’s a guy’s first day in prison and he’s not taking to it very well. He’s off in the corner with that thousand-yard stare, hugging himself and rocking back … …
Kevin Adams
Two Crocodiles Were Sitting At The Side Of The River. –
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river Thames in London……… The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can … …
A Bear, A Lion And A Chicken Meet. –
A Bear, a Lion and a Chicken meet… Bear says: “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.” Lion says: “If I roar in … …
Johnny Was In The Classroom. –
Little Johnny was in the classroom one day when the teacher came in and said… Teacher: Ok class today we’re on the letter S! Does anyone have any S … …
A Man And His Wife Are At A Restaurant. –
A man and his wife are at a restaurant… The wife leaves for the bathroom and a short while later the waiter arrives. ‘what would you like sir?’ he … …
A Man Came Skipping Into A Neighbourhood Bar. –
On a cold stormy day, A short little man came skipping into a neighbourhood bar with a great big smile on his face, and with the most pleasing voice … …
A Businessman Stops At A Farm For The Night. –
A businessman stops at a farm for the night During a long road trip, a businessman spots a farm with a sign out front advertising rooms to rent for … …
Johnny’s Class Is Learning About Medicines. –
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The … …
A Fellow Who Is Talking To His Buddy. –
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she … …
An Old Man Comes To The Little Lady. –
Angus is an old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s come off … …