A Gorilla Dies Of Old Age At A Zoo. –
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. : … …
Kevin Adams
A Dentist Noticed That His Next Patient, An Elderly Lady. –
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. … …
An Elderly Pope Goes To New York. –
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: … …
Snails Are Not Known For Their Excessive Speed. –
Jacque is a snail. Snails are not known for their excessive speed. Jacque has always dreamed of going fast, faster than any snail ever has before. Jacque has been … …
A Wife Is Having S** With Her Husband’s Best Friend. –
A wife is having s** with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.” Her husband’s best … …
A Fifteen Year Old Amish Boy And His Father Were In A Mall. –
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move … …
The Priest In A Small Irish Village Loved The Rooster. –
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went … …
Three Little Pigs Walk Into A Restaurant. –
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. … …
Johnny Spends A Rare Weekend With His Dad. –
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little thought, Johnny says. … …
A Husband And Wife Were Grocery Shopping. –
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked … …