A Farmer Was Trying To Sell His Farm.
A farmer from the midwest was trying to sell his farm so he could retire in Florida. The farm had been on the market for several months with no prospects … …
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An Old Fiat Breaks Down On A Remote Road.
An old Fiat breaks down on a remote road. The driver discovers he has no signal so he can’t call for help. He decides that the only thing for it … …
An Old Fella Was Celebrating 92 Years On This Earth.
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello, toes.”, he said. “How are you? You know, you are92 today. Oh, the times … …
Johnny Is On Recess Playing On The Playground.
Little Johnny is at recess playing on the playground when he sees his dad drive into the woods next to the school. Curious as to what his dad was doing, … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar.
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m … …
Three Ants Take Shelter From The Rain.
Three ants take shelter from the rain in somebodies bathroom. The first ant says, “ I’m going to sleep in the sink” The second ant says, “ I’ll sleep in … …
A Crusty Old Man Walks Into A Bank.
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but … …
There Was A Snake Named Nate.
Once upon a time, there was a snake named Nate who lived in the desert guarding a lever which, if pulled, would split the earth in two. Then one hot … …
An Older Couple Is Lying In Bed.
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he … …
A School Teacher Decided To Hand Out Candy.
An elementary school teacher decided to hand out candy and have the students guess what they are… The teacher explains to the class the game they will be playing; guessing … …