A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s fidelity.” … …
A teenager named Johhny walks into his local chemist and tells the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get … …
Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate s** with her husband. : “I know a simple trick,” Julia said. Whenever I want to … …
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal; -Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give … …
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s … …
An old man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza… CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number, sorry. … …
An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked….except for his boots. “Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when … …
A young lady in the maternity ward is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth of her child. : “I’m afraid … …
Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Maths class badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the … …
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. ‘Grumpy, my son,’ … …