A Husband In His Back Yard Is Trying To Fly A Kite.
A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes … …
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A Wife And Her Husband Were Having A Dinner Party.
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party. ? The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she … …
The Husband Comes Home And Worried Because He Has A Scratch On His Chest.
The husband comes home and is worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door sees the cat asleep on … …
A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.
A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus. I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file … …
Paul Was Ambling Through A Crowded Street Fair.
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen dollars, I can … …
A Rich Old Man Dies And His Three Sons Inherit His Estate.
A rich old man dies and his three sons inherit his estate One’s a doctor, one’s a lawyer, and one’s a priest. His dying request to the three of them … …
A Man Was Working At The Post Office.
One day, a letter came with no address. It was addressed to God. He decided he would open it to see what it said. The letter read: Dear God, I … …
A Lion Is Chasing A Monkey.
A Lion is chasing a Monkey in the Jungle The lion was chasing the monkey then suddenly a fairy appeared and stopped both of them. The fairy said that she’ll … …
Johnny Had A Job At An Ice Cream Parlour.
Little Johnny had a job at an ice cream parlour. Guy comes in and says I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate. Johnny says we don’t … …
Two Crows Were In A Field.
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance “See that over there? What is that?” Says the first crow … …