Funny

A dog and a rabbit are in a bar having a few drinks, When a drunk decides that he doesn’t like their kind patronizing his establishment. He goes over and … …

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining … …

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the … …

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little girl starts crying and … …

An elderly husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know love,” she … …

An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said, “I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know … …

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying … …

Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would shout all kinds of obscenities, always … …

A llama was grazing in a field one day when another llama came over. “Hello,” said the first llama. “Whatcha doing?” asked the second llama. “Oh, you know, eating some … …

A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, “I’m too smart for 1st grade!”. The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions: … …