Funny

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I … …

Two old blokes, one 80 and one 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. … …

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some … …

There was a man who has two dogs, named commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought ‘trouble’ to the park, … …

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, “F**k this,” “F**k that.” The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny … …

While sports fishing off the Florida coast in Key West, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting … …

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting … …

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class … …

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there … …