Three House Pets- A Golden Retriever, A Parakeet, And A Cat.
Three house pets- a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat– all die and go to heaven… As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion … …
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A Little Girl Goes To A Pet Shop.
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks “Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?” The shop keepers heart melts. He gets down on his knees so … …
An Old Farmer Has Four Beautiful Daughters.
A farmer has four beautiful daughters He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun … …
An Old Farmer Was Farming.
“There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all over. Be careful, he might be dangerous” The old farmer … …
Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods.
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next month, … …
A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s … …
A Fellow Is Going On Tour Of A Factory.
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle n!pples. The machine makes … …
Two Old Geezers Living In The Backwoods.
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, … …
A Boy, His Father And His Mother Are Having Dinner.
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. – Eat your broccoli! – says the mother. – No! – … …
A Young Farm Couple Got Married.
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made … …