Funny

A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it did ring, her … …

Little Johnny and Little Suzie were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up alongside the road, going at it like rabbits. … …

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He is a devoted husband, … …

Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was travelling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell over … …

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking when the subject turned to get older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting … …

A young woman is at a party where she meets an older gentleman. The two get to talking and eventually the topic of age comes up. The older gentleman says, … …

The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the … …

A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom… The judge asked the duck, “What is your crime?” The duck responds, “I was blowing bubbles in front … …

An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the … …

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for … …