Dracula Wanted To Know Which Of His Bats Was The Best.
Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So, he organised a competition, simply the bat that would drink more blood in less time than others would … …
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Two Men Got The Shock Of Their Life.
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes … …
An Elderly Man Lay Dying In His Bed.
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining … …
The Horse That Helped The Chicken.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls the chicken to go and get the farmer to help … …
Johnny, Decided To Go Skiing With His Buddy.
Johnny decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Johnny’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible … …
An Elderly Gentleman Walks Into An Upscale Cocktail Lounge.
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive … …
Mrs. Smith Went To The Doctor’s Office.
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the room, and then the … …
The Circus Arrives In Town.
The circus arrives in town with a novel act – make the bull elephant kneel down and win $1000. After watching various people trying everything Jimmy steps up to the … …
An Elephant Was Drinking At A Watering Hole.
An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached. The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle … …
A Woman Goes To Prison To Visit Her Husband.
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him … …