A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office.
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects … …
Funny
Two Old Jewish Men, Sid And Al, Are Sitting.
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day: Sid asks Al. “Do you know of any people of our faith … …
An Elderly Couple, Who Were Both Widowed.
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to … …
A Couple Is At A Rodeo.
An Irish couple is at a Rodeo when an announcement comes over the speakers offering $10,000 dollars to anyone who can stay on a bucking bronco for 30 seconds: Before … …
L.Johnny Was Awoken In The Night.
A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parent’s room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, … …
Today Was A Difficult Day.
“Piglet?” said Pooh. “Yes?” said Piglet. “I’m scared,” said Pooh. For a moment, there was silence. “Would you like to talk about it?” asked Piglet, when Pooh didn’t appear to … …
Two Friends Are Walking In A Park.
Two friends are walking in a natural park. At some point, they see a very rare and beautiful squirrel. “Should we take it with us?” Says one of the two. … …
An Italian Couple Is Walking Around In The Mall.
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while, they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks: “Excuse … …
A Hitchhiker Is Taken By An Elderly Couple.
A hitchhiker is taken by an elderly couple in an RV. During the trip, the husband, driving the vehicle, says “152”, and the couple laughs. Then the wife says “365” … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated. … …