L.Johnny In High School.
There was this boy Little Johnny in high school that was what you would consider a nerd: Anyway, he had his own lab in the basement of his home and … …
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A Man Went To The Doctor.
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had … …
A Teacher Was Explaining The Christmas Story.
The Sunday School teacher was explaining the Christmas story to some small children: So he asked his class. “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and said. “He’s in … …
Johnny Had A Cussing Problem.
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, “Since Christmas is coming … …
Paul Goes Into A Bar.
Paul goes into a bar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked,” Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?” … …
Two Guys Driving Through Texas.
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. An elderly cop walks up and taps on the driver’s window, The driver rolls it down, and the … …
An Elderly Man Gets Pulled Over.
An elderly man gets pulled over by police, “Step out of the car,” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, the … …
An Old Cattle Farmer Is Being Helped By The Vet.
An old cattle farmer is being helped by the local vet with his herd of cows and bulls. It is breeding season and some of his older bulls are having … …
Two Guys Are Driving Along In A Car.
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every … …
An Elderly Couple Were At Home.
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out “So, when are you going to the doctor” “I told you, I’ll go when I feel like going.” After … …