Funny

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The elderly lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention … …

Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist’s office. Martin says to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my … …

One day, an out of work mime was visiting a zoo. He starts up his act, but just as he starts drawing a crowd, a zookeeper grabs the mime and pulls him … …

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch … …

A 90-year-old man was in a retirement home. While sitting on a chair he started leaning to the left, so much that the nurse was afraid he would fall down. … …

Ronald joins a very exclusive nudist community. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to walk around. A gorgeous brunette walks by, and the man … …

Little Johnny is standing in the barn with his grandpa. There are rabbits in the barn and their droppings are all over the floor. The boy says, “What are all … …

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited … …

After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and La Leche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by his wife’s bedside throughout labor and the delivery. Wanting to be as sympathetic as … …