Johnny Asks His Dad If He Can Take A Shower With Him.
One day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So johnny is in the shower with … …
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An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An Old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find … …
A Guy Was Lost In The Sahara Desert.
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only … …
A Grandmother Was Surprised.
A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she had ever tasted but down … …
There Were Three Guys Talking In The Pub.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a … …
A Man Is Surprised To See A Parrot Strapped.
On reaching the plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, “And … …
A Dinosaur, A Spider, And A Cowboy Walk.
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar. All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles … …
A Middle-Aged Professor Receives A Knock On The Door.
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old … …
Three Old Grandmas Were Sitting On Bench.
Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can … …
A Strong Young Man At A Construction Site.
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one … …