Teacher Asks The Class To Use A Certain Word In A Sentence.
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it … …
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A Sixty-Four-Year-Old Man Is Sitting.
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, “Im in … …
Ma And Pa Were Living Out On A Farm.
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes … …
A Guy Goes To Pick Up His Date.
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a … …
A Butcher Is In His Shop.
A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back … …
Teacher Asked To Say Something Dirty To Johny.
Teacher: “Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?” Little Johnny: “Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on … …
Heaven Was Getting Too Crowded.
So God goes to St Peter and says,”Heaven is getting too crowded, only let them in if their death was pretty bad. If not, send them down.” St Peter’s thinking “Harsh … …
Earl And Johnny Go Out On A Hunting Trip Together.
Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around 1 am, Earl wakes … …
Two Drinking Buddies Made A Night Of It.
Two drinking buddies made a night of it. As they closed the last bar in town, one admitted to the other: “God, I hate getting in at this hour. All … …
A Penguin Is Driving Through The Desert.
A penguin is driving through the desert and his car starts to sputter and loose power. He just barely makes it to a mechanic, the car stalling out as he … …