An Elderly Man Needs To Leave For Business Trip. –
An elderly man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, … …
Kevin Adams
A Rabbit Opens A Public Musical Toilet. –
A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would you like?”, … …
A Snail Was Walking Down. –
A snail was walking down the road when he spots these three heavily built, thuggish turtles following him… He got scared and quickened his pace, making a few left … …
Johnny Once Bought A Very Fine Toilet Brush. –
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign … …
An Old Husband And Wife Went To Breakfast. –
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ the … …
TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. –
TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, ” WOULDN’T A NICE COOL BEER OR … …
An Old Man Had A Female Donkey. –
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn’t know what to … …
A Little Girl Is Walking Her Dog. –
A little girl is walking her dog when a priest comes along and says, “Hello, little girl. What’s your name?” She says, “Rosepetal.” He says, “That’s a nice name.” … …
A Wife Was Making A Breakfast. –
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh … …
Three Old Women Die And Go To Heaven. –
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. Then … …