Two Old Women Were Talking About Their S*x Lives.
Two old women were talking about their s*x lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her s*x life was great. Mildred counseled Ethel, … …
Kevin Adams
Three Old Women Die And Go To Heaven.
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. Then he … …
An Elderly Husband And Wife Noticed That They Were Beginning To Forget Things.
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them … …
A Young Man Who Was An Avid Golfer. –
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he … …
Two Robins Were Flying Over A Golf Course. –
Two robins were flying over a golf course after rain and one said, “I bet there are a lot of worms down there.” They flew down to one of … …
Two Men Were Having A Slow Round Of Golf. –
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the … …
Ethel Was A Bit Of A Demon In Her Wheelchair. –
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog. –
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog. –
An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off, A couple across the street ran … …
Johnny Was Sitting On The Curb With His Dog. –
Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with his dog, A policeman walked up and said “son I think your dog is in heat.” Johnny said no she’s got … …