Kevin Adams

Two old women were talking about their s*x lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her s*x life was great. Mildred counseled … …

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched … …

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a … …

Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on … …

While at his favourite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking girl. So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long … …

The doctor walked into the waiting room where an elderly man had been waiting for several minutes. He said, “Hi. What seems to be the problem?” The elderly man … …

The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have to move for a … …

An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud … …

The husband and his wife had some security issues on their computer so they’ve decided it’s time to change the password to make it more secure. One day the … …

The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked the children to tell her what came into … …