An Old Man Enters A Barbershop For A Shave.
An old man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks: “I … …
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An Old Man Lived Alone.
An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks … …
An Old Man Is Talking Long-Distance To California.
An old man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers. “Operator, giff me beck the party!” She says. “I’m sorry sir, … …
The Farmer Ordered A New Bull To Mate With The Cows.
Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull. The first buII, the biggest and strongest of the group, … …
A Farmer Goes To The Local Farmer’s Market To Sell His Bull.
A farmer goes to the local farmer’s market to try and sell his bull. A stranger comes up to him to inquire about the animal. Stranger: Is your bull good … …
L. Johnny Talk To His Professor.
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?” The professor looks at … …
A Married Couple Are Driving Along A Highway Doing 60mph.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married … …
An Old Man Goes To A Female Dentist.
An elderly man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot. “No way, no needles! I hate … …
An Old Man Living Alone.
The TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and … …
A City Kid Went To His Grandpa’s Farm.
A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking it all in. Then … …