Kevin Adams

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says … …

Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. Then he … …

Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. … …

A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, “My husband just won’t go to church with me, I think … …

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on … …

After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say … …

A serious drunk walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her and kissed her. She … …

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals … …

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush … …

So a man walks up to the department store counter: “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” … …