An Elephant And A Mouse Are Walking.
An elephant and a mouse are walking through a forest… Then suddenly the elephant falls through a trap hole and can’t get out. The mouse starts panicking as the elephant, … …
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L.Johnny Asked For A Bike.
Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said: “We’d get you one but our mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost her job.” The next … …
A Young Farm Couple Got Married.
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made … …
This Lady Had A Strange Phobia.
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath.” “Wow” responded the psychiatrist … …
L.Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t you … …
A Farmer Has 895 Sheep’s.
A farmer has 895 sheep. Realizing that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess the sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he’ll probably … …
A Farmer Arranges The Bull To Inseminate The Cow.
A farmer arranges with his neighbor to have the neighbor bring his bull over to inseminate the farmer’s cow. While the bull is doing the business with the cow, the … …
A New Couple Had Moved Into The House.
One day, an old man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in … …
An Elderly Man Dave Walks Into A Bar.
An elderly man Dave walks into a bar and sees John his old friend sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. … …
A Father Passing By L.Johnny Bedroom.
A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently … …