Grandma And Grandpa Were Visiting Their Kids Overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one … …
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Little Sally Came Home From School.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could … …
The Doctor And His Wife Were Playing Golf.
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen … …
A Tractor Salesman Shows Up At Joe’s Farm.
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a better tractor than this … …
A Farmer In Louisiana Goes To The Pond.
An old farmer in Louisiana goes to the pond at the back of his property and decides to fix it up as a nice swimming area. He puts in a … …
An Old Man And His Wife Lived Deep In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man … …
An Elderly Man Told His Wife.
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the airport … …
A Young Man Is Sitting In A Bar.
A young man is sitting in a bar looking sad. Bartender: What’s the matter? Man: My marriage is over. Bartender: What happened? Man: “Well, last week was my birthday. My … …
Johnny And Susie Are Five Years Old.
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for … …
A Man Called Animal Control About A Gorilla.
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later … …