Kevin Adams

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. “He’s just … …

The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was too late and … …

An elderly man rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady comes out … …

Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. “Did you get that for your birthday?” He asked. “No!” … …

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Opp officer: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays. … …

There is a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork. One day, daddy didn’t come home for dinner. Mommy and baby were very worried. When dad came home … …

An ex-convict with a violent temper gets a job as a maintenance man in a zoo: While repairing the fish tank a few fish bit his ankles. He smashed them … …

At a Wednesday evening church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. “I’m a millionaire,” he said, ” and I attribute it all to the rich blessings … …

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation where people didn’t even talk about this … …

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration. “Tell … …