Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break … …
Kevin Adams
A Young Man Was Tired Of The Farm Life.
A young man was tired of the farm life; So off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon stopping at some … …
A Farmer Goes To The Local Farmer’s Market.
A farmer goes to the local farmer’s market to try and sell his bull. A stranger comes up to him to inquire about the animal. Stranger: Is your bull good … …
An Old Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store.
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for … …
A Sixty-Four-Year-Old Man Is Sitting.
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, “Im in … …
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be darned.” … …
A Man Asked His Wife If She Can Make Him Something To Eat.
A man asked his wife if she could make him something to eat. And she replied “Do I look like a f*cking cook to you?”. A little later he asked … …
Two Farmers Are Fighting Over Their Donkeys.
Two farmers are fighting over their donkeys. They can’t tell the donkeys apart so the first farmer says “I’ll cut my the tail of my donkey off so that we … …
The Donkey Said To The Tiger.
The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of them are firm in … …
A Wise Old Gentleman Purchased A Modest Home.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment: Then a … …