Kevin Adams

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily … …

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is … …

A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest. He packed up a few day’s ration and ventured into the jungle to find his animal. He searched and he searched … …

The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least … …

An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought you to us.” “Oh,” … …

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and … …

A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says “What are you doing?” He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…” She asks “Did you … …

Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every … …

One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to be noticed, she sat … …