Frank The Farmer Had A Nagging Wife.
Frank the farmer had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing. One day while … …
Kevin Adams
An Old Man Is Talking Long-Distance To California.
An old man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers. “Operator, giff me beck the party!” She says. “I’m sorry sir, … …
An Old Man Was Walking Down The Street.
An old man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. … …
Johnny’s Next-Door Neighbour Had A Baby.
Little Johnny’s next-door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to … …
Husband And Wife Are Getting All Snugly In Bed.
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says,”I don’t feel like it, I just want you to … …
A Cowboy Rides His Horse Into A Town.
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a … …
The Young Male Racehorse Came From A Long Line.
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too romantic, and could never … …
An Old Man Was Preparing To Board A Plane.
An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old man. “I’ve always been … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
Adults Are Hiding At Least One Dark Secret.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole … …