Kevin Adams

It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running toward her screaming. “Please come … …

Dear Grandson, I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous … …

Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, ” and what does your … …

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, When this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, … …

An old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. The Old Man says, “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how … …

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital: “How are you, grandpa?” He asks. “Feeling fine.” Says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” … …

A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the poor skunk. “Alright, I’ll … …

A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife: “You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I’m … …

Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny. … …

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?” The … …