Kevin Adams

When he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl … …

An elderly inventor was becoming depressed with his life: His hearing was failing, his wife was always nagging him, he hadn’t invented anything good in years, and his former good … …

Maurice is 70 years old and makes an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asks him a few questions. “Do you have any problems urinating?” Maurice replies “No, Doctor. … …

One late Fall morning at sunrise three tiny sparrows sat on a telephone wire overlooking a country road. The freezing wind blew, the wire swayed uncomfortably, and the tiny birds … …

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs … …

A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working the counter turns to … …

An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home. One day the priest asks, “So tell me, be honest now, have you ever had bacon?” … …

The teacher in class asks riddles. She asks little Johnny: “It’s a small animal with 4 legs. What is it?” Little Johnny says: “Dog.” The teacher replies: “But could be … …

Two friends, dead drunk, are on their way home, one says to the other, go up to my house for the last drink… They enter the house, the owner of … …

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she suggested that he shave his beard… She said, ”OK Ken i like your beard, but I would really love to see … …