Joe Burst Into The Living Room.
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in … …
Kevin Adams
Johnny Attended A Horse Auction.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and … …
Sarah Was In The Fertilized Egg Business.
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into … …
A Man Goes For A Walk In The Park.
A man goes for a walk in the park. On his walk, he sees two old men sitting on a park bench and looking very down. “What’s wrong?” He asked … …
Murphy Showed Up At Mass.
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught … …
A Mouse Was Running Across A Field.
A little field mouse was running across a field one day when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole. After a little while the little mouse … …
A Group Of Guys Had A Party.
A group of guys were smoking wid at a party when they heard a knock at the door. In a panic, they hid the joints in a cuckoo clock. They … …
A Daughter Takes Her Father In A Wheelchair To A Retirement Home.
A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, “Welcome to the Johnson family … …
A Senior Citizen Phoned Her Doctor’s Office.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” … …
A Wife Asks Her Programmer Husband To Go To The Store.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get … …