An Elderly Couple Went To See Their GP.
An elderly couple went to see their GP for their annual check-up. When he had finished examining the man the doctor said “You appear to be in good health…. Do … …
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A Wife Comes Home Late.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She … …
Johnny Was Playing.
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny. … …
A Man Is Sent To Prison For The First Time.
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and … …
Mr. And Mrs. Thomas Were Both 102 Years Old.
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married for 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to interview them. “What we … …
A Wolf Is Walking Through The Forest.
A wolf is walking through the forest and sees a beaver. “Come here” he says. The Beaver comes over and the wolf, looking at a list in his hand, says … …
A Young Man Was Visiting His Brother.
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. After … …
A Firefighter Came Home From Work.
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put … …
A 6 Year Old And A 4 Year Old Are Raking The Yard.
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard… The 6 year old asks, “You know what…? I think it’s about time we started learning to … …
Mr. Bear, Mr. Rabbit And The Golden Frog.
Mr. Bear, Mr. Rabbit and the Golden Frog. Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn’t like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across … …