A Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy.
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why … …
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Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer.
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead.” “Oh.” A couple of … …
A Zebra, Pondering His Life, Sips Water At The Edge Of A River.
A Zebra, pondering his life, sips water at the edge of a river….when a crocodile snaps up, bites the Zebras head and kills the zebra… The zebra’s soul goes to … …
An Elderly Irish Farmer, Recently Received A Letter.
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, recently received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum … …
A Young Man Went To His Grandfather’s Place.
A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down for lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in … …
A Couple Was Relating Their Vacation Experiences.
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you … …
Johnny Is Sitting In Class.
Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word … …
The Little Mouse Was Trapped In The Corner.
The little mouse was trapped in the corner by the huge cat. Slowly the cat advanced on the little trapped creature. The mouse looked up and went:- Woof woof woof … …
The Lion Married Off A Child.
The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals to the wedding. On a very special night, a mouse walks up to … …
A Priest Congratulates The Elderly Married Couple.
A Priest congratulates the elderly married couple for 60 yrs of marriage… “So, how’d you do it?” the Priest asks the elderly man. “Any wisdom you give might help some … …