A Mouse And Giraffe’s Affair.
A Mouse and Giraffe’s affair A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they’re sitting there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in. “Get … …
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An Elderly Woman Hadn’t Been To The Doctor.
An elderly woman hadn’t been to the doctor in a very long time. Her husband said to his wife that she should make an appointment for a check-up. She made … …
An Elderly Man Is Stopped By The Police.
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my … …
A Housewife Is In Bed.
A housewife is in bed with her lover. All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up. He came home early from a business trip! In a panic, … …
A Man Placed Some Flowers On The Grave.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a … …
A deer had a bar.
A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke the window!?” A hare responded, “I kinda did…” The deer … …
Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor.
Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real pistol-packin’ mama. However, one day she fell … …
A Grandfather Is Hanging Out With His Grandson.
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda over there.” Grandson … …
A Hunter Shoots A Deer.
A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck. A farmer passes by and says, “Hey you shot that deer on my property. That makes that … …
A Sunday School Teacher Of Preschoolers Told Her Students. This Is Funny.
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she … …