Two Old Friends Having A Few Beers.
Paddy and Mick, two elderly friends were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the … …
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An Old Man Dave Walks Into A Bar.
An elderly man Dave walks into a bar and sees John his old friend sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. … …
A Traveling Salesman Goes To A Farm House.
A travelling salesman goes to a farmhouse. The farmer goes, I could put you up for one night, but you’ll have to stay in the barn. So he spends the … …
Guy Offers Farmer Money For Beautiful Horse.
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse standing in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and … …
An Old Farmer Was Farming And Minding His Own Business.
An Old Farmer Was Farming And Minding His Own Business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all … …
A Vacuum Salesman Appeared At The Door.
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, Without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of … …
Mr. Jones Wife Throws Her Arms Around His Neck.
Mr. Jones comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a … …
L.Johnny Was Running Around The House.
Little 5-year-old Johnny was running around the house making noise…: When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do? Like maybe go across the street and … …
The Husband And Wife Were Watching TV.
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front … …
L.Jimmy Was Wearing A Brand New Watch.
Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” Asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” Replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it … …