Johnny’s Mother Decided To Tell Him All About Making Babies.
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for a while. “Do you … …
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The Wife Starts To Think Their Kid Looks Different.
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually … …
Two Rather Old Retired Racehorses Are In A Bar.
Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says “You know…. when I was a young racehorse…from one hundred … …
Teacher Asked A Question To Kid.
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow … …
An Old Couple Celebrating Their 40th Wedding Anniversary.
William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with … …
Grandma And Grandpa Were Visiting Their Kids.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one … …
A Woman Was In Bed With Her Lover.
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘ Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby oil all … …
Johnny Tells His Parents He Has To Go And Talk To The Minister.
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say … …
Tom Always Does, Kissing His Wife And Falling To Sleep.
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a … …
There Was This Horny Chicken.
There was this horny chicken who loved to f*ck! His owner was so sick of him, he finally sold him to a poultry farm. Within a day of arriving he … …