A Man Is Driving Down A Country Road.
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a … …
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A Man Was Sitting On The Sofa Watching TV.
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV When he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner love? Chicken, beef or Lamb? “He … …
A Traffic Cop On Patrol One Night.
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town… Suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar … …
An Elderly Woman Driving Along At Speed.
An elderly woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait: The cop pulled … …
Three Nuns Passed Every Day.
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. … …
Two Old Man From Michigan Die.
Two old men from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber … …
Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor.
Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real pistol-packin’ mama. However, one day she fell … …
A Farmer Lived On A Quiet Rural Highway.
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast … …
A Man Wakes Up In The Hospital.
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot… The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness… Now you probably won’t remember, but … …
Johnny Wakes Up And Decides He Needs To Take A P!ss.
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the toilet he stops by … …