Johnny Was Playing Golf.
Johnny was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went up to her and said, “Can you please help me, … …
Johnny was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went up to her and said, “Can you please help me, … …
A newlywed couple is about to sleep together… Before the intercourse begins the wife says, “give me 30 dollars.” The husband says, “for WHAT?!”. She says, “every time we have … …
Once upon a time, there was a hat seller. He travelled from village to village selling hats. One day, he was walking through the jungle and noticed a comfortable spot … …
A bumblebee and a honeybee meet on the corner. The bumblebee says “Hey, little bro, how’s it going?” and the honeybee says “Oh, so, so bad. It’s been a horrible … …
A 75-year-old man arrives at a nudist resort. After checking in, he is given the keys to his suite. As he goes to his new suite butt naked, he sees … …
Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, He couldn’t control himself and let lose a huge … …
Little Johnny, aged 7, came home from school one day and asked his dad: “Daddy, where do I come from?” His poor father started sweating, knowing that one day his … …
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch: The next … …
A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner of the shop says “We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything you say & the other … …
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number with … …