Kevin Adams

A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating “See that family over there,” the pigeon says, looking at a happy family at a park, “I can go over to … …

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The … …

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to an old priest: The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and … …

While golfing, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the … …

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat there were more … …

Honey,” asked the wife. “What would you do if I died?” Why dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband. “Why do you ask such a question?” Would you remarry’?” … …

One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens … …

The first says “Watch this.” Leaves, and is back in an instant, mouth covered in blood. He points at a villager and says: “You see that villager? Sucked him dry.” … …

An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married, but he wants to marry a virgin. One is not so easy to find in this day and age, … …

Bob a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde, Who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She … …