A Woman Decided To Give Herself A Big Treat.
A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk … …
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A Sweet Old Lady Is Making Lunch.
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favourite: a sandwich on … …
Two Men Met At A Bus Stop.
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, “You think you have family … …
The Teacher Asks Her Students To Name Medicines.
The teacher asks her students to name medicines they know and state their uses. Little Susan stands and says, “PANADOL” Teacher: Used for? Susan: I think headache Teacher: Good Musa: … …
A Circus Owner Runs An Advert.
A circus owner runs an advert. “lion tamer wanted” and two people show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a … …
A Farmer Who Had A Herd Of Pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to feed your pigs?” “Well, … …
The Preacher, In His Sunday Sermon.
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used ‘Forgive Your Enemies’ as his subject: After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held … …
A Letter An 83-Year-Old Lady Wrote To Her Grandson.
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you. I went to a … …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Teaching The Class About Agriculture.
One day little Johnny’s teacher was teaching the class about agriculture. To help with this, she was shown pictures of farm equipment. She puts up the first picture, “What is … …
The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone.
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘ Lady of my dreams She got angry and called the first number to … …