Kevin Adams 
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply … …
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then they heard voices. Three … …
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, … …
An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old man. “I’ve always been … …
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 … …
A lion walks up to a zebra A lion’s walking in the woods and comes up to a zebra and the lion says, “you know something zebra? You are a … …
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally … …
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having s*x for two weeks.” The … …
A beautiful woman is sitting next to little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the … …