There Were Two Twins, Joe And John.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John’s wife died the same day that Joe’s boat … …
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A Husband Was Met At The Door.
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I … …
Bubba Moved In Next Door.
Bubba and his family from South Carolina had recently moved in next door to Little Johnny. Bubba was flying his toy aeroplane when it went over the fence into Little … …
The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Akpos, “Why is your cat at school today Little Johnny?” Little Johnny replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat … …
A Bird Asked A Bee.
A bird asked a bee, “you work so hard to make honey but people steal it all. Don’t you feel sad?” The bee replied, “No! they might have a way … …
An Old Man Accidentally Crashed His Car.
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 … …
A Husband Suspected His Wife.
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily … …
L.Johnny’s Mother Got Pulled Over.
Little Johnny’s mother got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to their car, the mother rolled her window … …
A Male Mosquito To Its Wife, Darling I Will Hunt A Lion For You.
A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you. Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep. Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and … …
A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s … …