A Mime Was Visiting A Zoo.
One day, an out-of-work mime was visiting a zoo. He starts up his act, but just as he starts drawing a crowd, a zookeeper grabs the mime and pulls him into his … …
Kevin Adams
A Couple Bought A Squirrel Pet.
A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their house. … …
A Young Couple Had Neighbours Who Were Senior Citizens.
A young couple had neighbours who were senior citizens, the husband around 80 years old, and the wife about 5 years younger. The young couple were very fond of the … …
An Elderly Man In A Bar Had A Couple Of Beers.
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer. “Okay,” … …
A Married Man Died.
A married man died before he could have s** with his wife. The wife decided not to remarry or have s**ual relations with another man, instead, she cut off her … …
L.Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in … …
A Lawyer Was On Vacation.
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side … …
Little Johnny With His Aunt Went To A Zoo.
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long er*cted pen!s more than 20 inches length. … …
A Man Who Lived In Alaska.
A man who lived in Alaska put trousers on his mule cause of the freezing winter snow and cold! One day he was walking with his mule through a town … …
A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t for … …