A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot.
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the newspaper. … …
Kevin Adams
A Bride Tells Her Husband.
A bride tells her husband “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart”. “Putting it simply, … …
Johnny’s Mother Was About To Have A Baby.
There was a little Johnny whose mother was about to have a baby. One day little Johnny walked in and saw his mother naked, He asked his mother what was … …
A Young Chuck Moved To Texas.
A Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer … …
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub.
A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
An Old Man Had A Dog.
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if he … …
Little Billy And Lucy Are Only 12 Years Old.
Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love One day they decide that they want to get married. Billy goes to Lucy’s … …
The Wife Was Coming Out Of A Hotel.
After a meeting, the wife was coming out of a hotel and she was looking for her car keys. They were not in her pockets. A quick search in the … …
A Man Just Came Back From A Journey.
A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week. He sat down, looking tired, & unhappy. His 3-year-old daughter came to him and goes: Daddy, Mummy has … …