Kevin Adams

A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan… This swan is so white and I am so black…crow thought. This swan must be the … …

A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve … …

At a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still be driving, she … …

Husband: Sweetheart please come here. Wife: What is it? Husband: Just come to the bēdroom. Wife: Why? Husband: Can you be obedient for once in your life? Wife: Okay, here … …

A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘ I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the … …

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where … …

Little Johnny came home after school: “Daddy, I have a bad grade in the English language.” “Why?” asked his father. “Well, the teacher asked us the following question: “Mary entered … …

A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about s**. Elmer says, “Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon replies, “You’re kidding! I can’t even … …