Two Rednecks Went To See A Counselor About College.
They thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the … …
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A Man Came Home From Work.
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the … …
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7.
Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……! One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, ‘Why do we ignore some letters … …
The Police Pick Up The Phone Call.
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded, “Sir, I don’t … …
An Old Station Hand Named Billy.
An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of … …
An 80-Year-Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop.
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you … …
Mickey Had Been In Police.
Mickey had been in police work for 35 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land as far from humanity as possible. … …
An Old Lady Had A Small Shop.
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop: They … …
An Older Married Couple Were Laying In Bed One Night.
An older married couple was laying in bed one night reading a book before bed. The husband lets out a huge fart and says “Touch down”! His wife was disgusted … …
A Woman Goes Out Shopping With Her Husband.
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have… The husband says, “No f*cking chance love, They’re too expensive!” Later … …