An Elderly Lady Was Somewhat Lonely.
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched and nothing seemed … …
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched and nothing seemed … …
A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When … …
A man sits in his study, a book in his hand and a full glass of inky Cabernet by his side. There’s a sheepish knock at the door. “Come in,” the … …
A elderly doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When … …
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched and nothing seemed … …
A Husband calls up hotel management from the room. Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump from your hotel window. … …
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of … …
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, “Geez that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-Iegged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I bet … …
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not … …
Martha and Elsie had lived in the same Senior retirement home for 15 years. One morning they met at the elevator on the way to breakfast. Elsie: Martha you are … …