A Young Guy Gets Paired With An Elderly Stranger.
A young guy gets paired with an elderly stranger for a round of golf. They’re on the fifth green, the old guy is lining up a putt, When they notice … …
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Billy The Bull Lived On A Farm All By Himself.
There was once a bull; his name was Billy big balls. Anyway, Billy lived on a farm all by himself and was really lonely until one day a man was … …
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Pet Monkey.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, The monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, … …
Two Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park Bench.
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, “Life is so boring. … …
A Young Man Asked An Old Rich Man.
A Young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth … …
A Husband, Thinking He Was Being Funny.
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast. Maybe it will take a few … …
Little Johnny Comes In From The Playground.
One day little Johnny comes in from the playground and writes the word “pen!$” on the board in a block letter very small. So the teacher comes in and erases … …
Jane Was A First-Time Contestant.
Jane was a first-time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize: Lady luck had smiled in her favour, as Jane … …
The Teacher Was Starting A New Lesson.
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with … …
Two Monkeys Were Sitting In A Tree.
Two monkeys were sitting in a tree and a lion was sleeping below them. One monkey said to the other monkey “I dare you to go down there and f*ck … …