The Bear The Moose And The Wolf.
A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit After a couple of days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each … …
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Little Johnny Is Sitting In Class.
Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word … …
A Rabbit Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’ The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell … …
An Old Man Comes To The Old Lady.
An old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little old lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that’s come off of me … …
An Elderly Lady Settled Down In Her Local Train Seat.
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next … …
A Lady Put An Ad In The Paper.
A lady put an ad in the paper: Mercedes for Sale – $1 No one believed it could be true so only one old man responded and went to see … …
A Teacher Trying To Teach Good Manners.
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a … …
A City Boy Driving Through The Country.
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in field. He … …
An Ole Was Working.
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family of rats. So he … …
A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter.
An elderly texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from … …