An Old Woman Was Applying For A New Position.
A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the … …
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Mr Johnson Had Been Retired For Years.
Mr Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love … …
A Farmer Got In His Pickup.
A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighbouring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. “Is … …
A Burglar Is Sneaking Through This House.
A burglar is sneaking through this house one night when out of the darkness comes a voice: “I can see you, and Jesus can, too.” The burglar freezes in his … …
A Man Who Had A Terrible Passion For Baked Beans.
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on … …
Mr Wilson Comes Home One Night.
Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a … …
Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper.
Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A … …
Two Elderly Men At A Bar.
Two elderly men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman … …
An Elderly Woman Joins A Country Club.
An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty … …
An Irishman Is In The Bar, Drinking A Pint Of Guinness.
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man – “I’m celebrating.” … …